(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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Perhaps one of the most anticipated Disney additions this year is Cars Land, which officially opens on June 15. Apart of Disney’s California Adventure billion dollar expansion, you’ll get to walk right into Radiator Springs and experience many new thrills. Some of the newest attractions include Radiator Springs Racers, Mater’s Junkyard Jamboree, and Luigi’s Flying Tires.
I created my new theme around the gorgeous nighttime setting of Cars Land. Be sure to check it out.
